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He said the locals call him Pornseidon.

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In a far coastal zip code of glass villas and bad decisions,

where every soul is twenty-one or older and none of this is real…

a luxury bombastic babe stares at the sea

and a horny sea-god with a ridiculous name

is about to collect the wettest tribute in local history.

───

Sunset turns the Mediterranean into liquid metal.

She’s on the upper balcony of the villa — the kind of place that has a name instead of an address — silk robe half open over a micro bikini that lost the war with her big perfect tits hours ago. Wind in her hair. Wine in her hand. Eyes on the water like it owes her money.

Her sister went out on the yacht three nights ago.

Night cruise. Music. Champagne. Then a wave the size of Johnny Sin's cock slammed the deck, lights died, screaming, and when the sea calmed… her sister was simply gone. No body. No float. Just the ocean sitting there looking innocent, which is how oceans get away with everything.

“She’s not gone,” her husband says behind her, soft, careful, the tone of a man about to say something insane with a straight face. “Not according to the locals.”

She doesn’t turn.

“If this is about insurance again—”

“It’s about Pornseidon.”

Silence.

She turns.

“…I’m sorry. What.”

He’s in linen pants and a shirt unbuttoned too far for mourning, which somehow fits the villa. Hands on the rail. Serious eyes. The eyes of a man who has been talking to fishermen and absorbing folklore like a sponge made of bad decisions.

“God of the seas,” he says. “Horny bastard, if the old men at the harbor are to be believed. Claims beautiful women the tide likes. Keeps them in some… underwater lounge situation. Very exclusive. Very wet.”

“You are unwell.”

“They say if the family offers tribute, he might send her back.”

She laughs once — high, pretty, dangerous.

“Tribute. Like gold? Like a donation to the yacht club?”

He clears his throat.

“Like… you. On this balcony. Daily. In view of anyone who can see. Letting me… rail you. As offering.”

The wine almost leaves her hand and enters the myth.

“You want to fuck me on the balcony,” she says slowly, “in front of God, the neighbors, and whatever billionaire has binoculars, because a sea pervert named Pornseidon kidnapped my sister.”

“When you say it like that it sounds crazy.”

“It is crazy.”

“The locals were very specific.” He pulls out his phone, dead serious, like he’s showing her a work email. “Daily balcony penetration. Public enough that the sea can ‘witness the devotion.’ If that isn’t enough, they send further instructions. Apparently Pornseidon has… notes.”

She stares at him.

Then at the sea.

Then at him again.

“I can’t believe you’re asking this of me. I’m not some harbor-side harlot. I have standards. A brand. A personal trainer. You don’t just—” She gestures at her own body like it’s a national treasure. “—put this on the balcony menu because a fisherman said ‘trident.’”

“You could say no,” he says quietly. “We can keep searching the normal way. Coast guard. Drones. Hashtags.”

The wind lifts her robe. Her tits nearly stage a diplomatic incident with the sunset.

She bites her lip.

High attitude. Chin up. The face of a woman too good for folklore.

“…If — if — we do this,” she says, “it’s for her. Not because you suddenly discovered religion in your pants. And you better not get crazy ideas beyond what the ‘locals’ supposedly said.”

“Of course not, babe.”

(He will get crazy ideas. The locals will help.)

“And if anyone films us I’m suing the horizon.”

“Deal.”

She looks at the water one more time, voice smaller under the attitude:

“Come home, you idiot,” she whispers to the waves — meaning her sister — then, to her husband, sharper: “Fine. Tribute. Make it count before I change my mind.”

───

Night one.

Robes open. Micro bikini bottoms yanked aside. She’s bent over the balcony rail, big perfect tits hanging toward the dark garden and the silver sea, ass out, thighs already shiny because her body filed the paperwork before her pride did.

“This is ridiculous,” she pants as he rubs the head of his cock against her. “If Pornseidon is real he’s a menace. If he’s not, you’re a menace. Either way I’m— ah—”

He sinks into her in one thick slide.

She’s soaked. Outrageously. The kind of wet that makes “for my sister” sound like the thinnest alibi in coastal history.

“Fuck— you’re so— nn—” Her hands claw the rail. Attitude cracks on the first full thrust. “Harder— no, wait, not harder, I didn’t say— okay fine harder—”

He rails her against the balcony like the myth depends on hip stamina. Skin-slap under the sound of waves. Her tits bounce heavy and shameless every time he bottoms out. Lights in a distant yacht blink once, as if the sea is taking attendance.

“Tell him,” he groans into her neck, half joke, half ritual. “Tell Pornseidon his tribute is being paid in full.”

“I am not dirty-talking a sea god— oh my god right there—”

She cums first night one, biting her own wrist so the neighbors get the soundtrack of a woman “only doing this for family reasons.” He follows deep, flooding her, holding her hips to the rail while she shakes and still tries to look expensive.

When he pulls out, cum leaks down her thigh into the night air like an offering with terrible branding.

She fixes her hair with queen energy.

“…Day one,” she says coolly. “If she isn’t back by morning, your folklore needs a refund.”

Morning: sister still gone.

Sea: still smug.

Her: sore, sticky, and already glancing at the balcony like it owes her a sequel.

───

Night two.

“Locals sent an update,” he says, showing a voice note from a man who sounds like he smokes cigarettes and believes in mermaids.

On the phone, rough accent, deadly serious:

“Balcony good. But Pornseidon want louder devotion. She must moan his name. Also — face the sea. Tits free. No hiding the blessings.”

She pinches the bridge of her nose.

“I am not moaning Pornseidon.”

“It’s for your sister.”

“That name is a crime against mythology.”

“Babe.”

Long stare.

“…Fine. Tits free. Face the sea. I will… attempt the name. Once. If I laugh mid-moan that’s on him.”

Sunset again. Top off. Big perfect tits bare to the horizon, nipples tight in the wind. He fucks her from behind while she grips the rail and tries to keep her voice regal.

It does not stay regal.

“Porn— ah — Pornsei— fuck this is stupid— Pornseidon— deeper— please—”

Her own mouth betrays her. The name turns filthy in her throat. She pushes back on his cock like the tide itself is making demands. He palms both tits from behind, squeezing, showing them off to the water, and she creams so hard her knees buckle.

“Good girl,” he mutters.

“Don’t— call me that while I’m bargaining with Poseidon’s nasty cousin—”

He cums in her again. She stays on the rail a second longer than necessary, dripping, staring at the waves like they might clap.

They don’t.

They just keep existing, horny and eternal.

───

Night three.

New “instructions,” delivered by the same harbor mystic who now accepts Venmo for spiritual guidance.

“Still not enough. God is picky. Need deeper faith. On knees. Oral tribute facing ocean. Then breeding attempt on balcony. Public. If locals hear the wet sounds, better.”

She’s on the white couch indoors first, arms crossed under bare tits she never fully put away after last night, high and mighty like a CEO of denial.

“Oral. On my knees. On my own balcony. For a deity named like a Pornhub channel.”

“You can say no.”

She could.

She stands, walks outside, drops to her knees on the warm stone, and looks up at him with pure attitude.

“If this works I’m converting. If it doesn’t, you’re sleeping on the yacht. Alone. With your trident.”

He feeds her his cock.

She takes it like a woman too good for this who is somehow also terrifyingly good at it — lips stretched, spit shiny, eyes watering, still managing a glare that says I am a luxury product. He holds her hair and fucks her mouth in short lustful thrusts while the sea watches like a pervert with infinite patience. Her hand slides between her thighs without permission from her personality. She rubs her clit, moans around him, and cums on her knees with his cock heavy on her tongue.

“Beautiful,” he breathes.

She pulls off, string of spit connecting them, voice ruined and bossy:

“Don’t get too proud. Convenient arrangement. Now put it back in me before I remember I have dignity.”

He hauls her up, bends her over the rail again, and rails her hard — deeper, breeding strokes while her bare tits swing toward the dark water and she gasps broken half-prayers to a god she’s pretending not to believe in.

“Fill me— if he wants tribute then give him tribute— fuck—”

He does. Thick. Deep. She shakes through a second orgasm, clenching like she’s trying to keep the offering inside for quality control.

After, they collapse on the balcony chairs, messy, breathing, her leg thrown over his like the myth is also a lifestyle brand.

Far below, a fisherman’s light bobs.

Somewhere in the villa phone, a new voice note is already waiting.

She sees the notification. Groans.

“If Pornseidon asks for a threesome with the pool boy I’m converting to atheism.”

He kisses her shoulder, soft, filthy, hopeful.

“One more night,” he says. “She’s coming back. I can feel it.”

She looks at the black water, cum cooling on her inner thigh, nipples still tight from wind and use, and — high attitude still glued on — whispers:

“…You better be worth this, you horny bastard.”

The sea, naturally, does not answer.

It only waits for night four.

And night four’s instructions, according to the preview text from the harbor…

“God pleased with wet sounds. Now wants camera. Stream the tribute. Title it for him. If sister returns, bonus ending. If not — double penetration folklore. Details tomorrow.”

She stares at the message.

Laughs once, scandalized, turned on, doomed.

“Of course,” she mutters. “Of course the sea god has a content strategy.”

She deletes nothing.

She screenshots the instruction.

And the luxury bombastic babe — too good for this, absolutely doing this, dripping proof on expensive stone — walks inside to oil her tits for tomorrow’s “devotion.”

For her sister, obviously.

For Pornseidon, allegedly.

For the balcony, definitely.
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