when hes still your man

This remembers me of a movie, Nekromantik, where the guy works at a morgue (I think), and is married to a woman that thinks he's an idiot and keeps threatening to divorce him. Then one day he brings a corpse, with a bar in the place of the penis, back home as a gift for his wife. His sex life with her improves, as they started doing threesomes (with the corpse). In the end, the wife indeed leaves him, and takes the corpse with her!
So, yeah, always remember that things can always be worse! You could be cucked by a corpse! And even worse, it's not even the corpse's fault, but your own!